Definitions by battmerns
Alabama Glove Puppet
Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
Alabama Glove Puppet by battmerns March 10, 2021
Thomas Ladder
The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021
Brojob
A blowjob that a male provides to another man to show friendship, or to simply help ya boy out.
No homo is traditionally required before giving / receiving a brojob, although a homosexual male can still provide a brojob as a heterosexual gesture.
No homo is traditionally required before giving / receiving a brojob, although a homosexual male can still provide a brojob as a heterosexual gesture.