lacostitute 

Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.

"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"

lacostitute by markleigh99 April 13, 2016

Laxstitute 

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.

1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!

Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Laxstitute 

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.

Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.

Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Lacrosstitutes 

1.Women who are only attracted to men who play the sport of lacrosse.
2.Insecure college/highschool women who wear their collars up and love cocaine

Look at that slut over there with the Phi Delts, she MUST be a lacrosstitute

Lacrosstitutes by F. Farley June 8, 2004

lacrosstitute 

A girl who has dated or hooked up with multiple lacrosse players on her school's team.

Someone who dates the leading scorer but cheats on him with the MVP. cough Becca cough. Berkshire What!

lacrosstitute by Billy Bobby June 14, 2005

lacrosstitute 

A girl who wants to have sex with lacrosse players. They go to every game, and wait afterwards to talk to the players.

I think your sister is turning into a lacrosstitute...she's always asking you for rides to the games!

lacrosstitute by sufjanstevens May 20, 2008

Lacrosstitute 

A female who will perform oral sex on a guy just because he plays lacrosse.

Justin: Were you at the lacrosse party last night?
Jasson: Hell yeah, one lacrosstitute gave me a wicked nice blowjob!
Justin: High Five!

Lacrosstitute by Matt Driffill November 12, 2008