lacostitute

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Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.

"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"

lacostitute by markleigh99 April 13, 2016

Words you can keep

Laxstitute

N: A girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.

1. Damn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the Laxstitutes will come out.

2. Kristin is the biggest Laxstitute at school. She has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!

Laxstitute by A.J. Z January 21, 2006

Related Words

lacostitute • lacrostitutes • lacrosstitute • Laxstitute • Lawstitute • Lostitute

Laxstitute

Any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.

Bro, we need to hook up with some laxstitutes after the game.

Laxstitute by Care to Lax? February 1, 2010

Lacrosstitutes

1.Women who are only attracted to men who play the sport of lacrosse.
2.Insecure college/highschool women who wear their collars up and love cocaine

Look at that slut over there with the Phi Delts, she MUST be a lacrosstitute

Lacrosstitutes by F. Farley June 8, 2004

lacrosstitute

A girl who has dated or hooked up with multiple lacrosse players on her school's team.

Someone who dates the leading scorer but cheats on him with the MVP. cough Becca cough. Berkshire What!

lacrosstitute by Billy Bobby June 14, 2005

lacrosstitute

A girl who wants to have sex with lacrosse players. They go to every game, and wait afterwards to talk to the players.

I think your sister is turning into a lacrosstitute...she's always asking you for rides to the games!

lacrosstitute by sufjanstevens May 20, 2008

Lacrosstitute

A female who will perform oral sex on a guy just because he plays lacrosse.

Justin: Were you at the lacrosse party last night?
Jasson: Hell yeah, one lacrosstitute gave me a wicked nice blowjob!
Justin: High Five!

Lacrosstitute by Matt Driffill November 12, 2008

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026