La Porte

1. hick town
2. little mexico
3. some little bum place in northern indiana
4. French for the door

Boy - Let's go over to La Porte
Other Boy - Why? We're already bored.

Girl - Let's go to La Porte
Friend - I don't speak spanish

La Porte by sweetiepie1988 April 20, 2009

Le guillotine de la porte 

The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.

"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"

"Mom, it is just an elevator door."

"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."

"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."

"Just get your hand out of the door."

Le guillotine de la porte by Cirdellin December 31, 2009

Black Widow of La Porte 

A song made by John 5 that appears in Gutar Hero Warriors of Rock. This song puts Drangforce to shame. A side note to Dragon force is every song is the freakin' same. It is the hardest damn song since Through the Fire and Flames . It literally is impossible on expert uless you have no fail on or extra apendages or the ability to slow time or move at hyper speed or have Sonic the Hedgehog by your side pressing the buttons. It has an achievment called 'mutilator of hands'. This song may cause spasms, arthritus, insanity, death of arm and nerves. Even on beginner the song is hard and it gets harder still. I shockingly manged to five star the song but don't go 4 the sixth star cause... IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Not even Chuck Norris couldn't do this song. He tried and failed then roundhouse kicked the TV, guitar, system, and John 5.

Jay:Why is James missing arm/
Jen:He played Black Widow of La Porte all night and killed his nerves and blood vesles in his arm and had to get it cut off.
Jay:I'm never playing that song again.
Jen:Now you're smart?

Black Widow of La Porte by BWofLP March 2, 2011

La Parter Clara La 

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La Parter Clara La by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003

LaPorte 

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

LaPorte by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

Pierre Laporte Middle School 

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

Pierre Laporte Middle School by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019