La Crosse

A College Town in western Wisconsin on the Mississippi River. Essentially a small town with many elements of a big city. A nice place for people who want an escape from the city but not city life altogether. Plenty to do year round, though mostly in Summer and Winter.

Spend a weekend in La Crosse and you may have a new outlook on life when you go home.

La Crosse by GaaraoftheDamned January 2, 2013

La Crosse, Wisconsin 

La Crosse is a city in Wisconsin. La Crosse has only 55,000 people in it. It is are a major drinking city. La Crosse has the most bars on one street in the whole nation (thats crazy considering we only have 55,000 people), two huge breweries that supply alot of alcohol to the midwest and the rest of the nation, and the worlds largest six pack. Alcohol prices are really low, and our bars always have cheap drinks and really good specials. The Octoberfest in La Crosse is the second biggest in the world, second only to Berlin, Germany. If someone from Wisconsin tries to enter a drinking contest down south, most places wont even let you join. Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America, and La Crosse is the drunkest city in Wisconsin. There are three colleges: UWL, Virterbo, and WWTC.

If he's from La Crosse, Wisconsin he is a really good drinker.

La Crosse, Wisconsin is a good place to party.

La Crosse, Wisconsin by LAX, Wiz-Con-SIN April 29, 2011

The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole 

There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)

Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...

The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole by sugondesenuts420 September 28, 2022

The La Crosse Toss 

A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.

Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."

The La Crosse Toss by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007

Iron La-Cross

a newly approved medal given by the German army to US army aviators (often Dustoff warrant officers) who perform outstanding feats of bravery and heroism while flying under a hail of bullets to rescue wounded Bundeswehr soldiers. Warrant officers awarded this will automatically get promoted to the rank of Captain. Awardees will wear the medal around the neck while flying.

He deserves an Iron La-Cross!

Da ist die Iron La-Cross! Unglaublich!

Iron La-Cross by Amazed Witness April 13, 2010

lacrossetitute 

1.Hot female girls who will do any thing to get with a lacrosse player.

Those Lacrossetitutes are gonna be all over me after the game

Score the goal, win the game, get the Lacrossetitute.

lacrossetitute by 1Paralyzed6 September 4, 2007

box lacrosse

Box lacrosse is like field lacrosse, but played inside a hockey rink. The nets are smaller (4 feet by 4 feet) and the goalies take up most of the net with their gear, so scoring takes a lot of skill. Box lacrosse is most popular in Canada with Nationals being held from peewee-junior. All must be a standard length depending on your are division. Box lacrosse differs from field lacrosse not only because it is played in a hockey rink (with no ice) but because there are less people on the floor (5 runners, 1 goalie) and it is faster paced, more hitting and players can move anywhere they wish on the floor.

Becca: I love playing box lacrosse!

Jane: What's that?

Becca: it's like field lacrosse but girls get to hits!
Jane: I'm definitely playing that now.

box lacrosse by Karma Bitch May 15, 2014