LOTRist 

a term used to describe someone who participates in many of the following things pertaining to the Lord Of the Rings trilogy:
1)owning all of the LOTR extended editions, and watching the movies and special features multiple times per week
2)quoting at least 80% of the movie from memory and therefor ruining it for people sitting near you
3)owning multiple soundtracks of the instrumental music from the movies
4)owning many items of pariphenalia pertaining to the LOTR trilogy and/or using said items in public
5)dressing up in LOTR authentic costumes and/or participating in LOTR conventions and/or LOTR museum exhibits.

"Dude he watches the LOTR series like 3 times a week, what a LOTRist!"

"Why is that guy such a weirdo? People say he's a LOTRist"

"He calls his dog with a horn of Gondor?! What a LOTRist"

LOTRist by Biggytc December 14, 2008

Lorristop

A stop/ pause during a jog or run to relieve ones self and unload excrement ideally in a wooded area.

In a similar vain to the bear analogy .... “does a Lorri shit in the woods?”

I need a lorristop !
Where shall I do my lorristop ?
Malcolm’s was upset with his wife taking a Lorristop
Shall we take a lorristop together?

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 6, 2018

Lorristop

A roadside deposit of Feaces during running related exercise

Malcolm was told he had to wait as his wife needed a lorristop

Ooh hold up I need a lorristop

Malcolm was fed up with the constant lorristops

Ooh look someone’s been running here and needed a lorristop

Lorristop by Fishbournesfinest June 12, 2018

lorist 

A person who tells lores. He/she is a storyteller. Lore is a story passed down by a Lorist. You can be a folklorist, artlorist, plantlorist. Whatever sails your boat.

I had no idea about the history of this art piece before the artlorist told me the story behind it!

lorist by Earendyl August 20, 2023