LOOWNED

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"Lol" + "Owned" = LOOWNED.

Dominican #1 says: "HEY MEN N DEM GUYZ WUN HELP ME N DEY TAKED AL MY STUF. DEY IS SACMARRS!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"

LOOWNED by JeFFb8868CAN November 13, 2006

Words you can keep

logowned

When you are owned by virtue of someone logging off before you can respond to their insult. An immature but effective way to establish superiority in online culture.

Wooginator: Ron stinks.
Wooginator has gone offline.
Kitdynamite: I don't stink...
Phufu: Logowned!

logowned by Wooginator the Uber December 21, 2008

Related Words

LOOWNED • Leowned • Lobowned • logowned • Lolowned • Lolwned • looned • lowned

Lolowned

The addition of "lol" and "owned".
Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it.

*Cpt.Warrior got killed by Sgt.pwnz0r*
-Lolowned!
-Ahaha he got owned.

Lolowned by K3vin April 23, 2005

looned

edited, deleted, changed

Edit a post on a bulletin board, usually by a moderator with a heavy hand. "You have been 'looned'"

looned by -------------------------- June 28, 2006

Lolwned

The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned

"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"

Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007

lowned

Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.

Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"

lowned by t3flon February 10, 2014

Lobowned

To be beaten, made fun of or put down.
To have your ass kicked.

*guy falls off his bike*
"Ohh you got Lobowned."

*playing a computer game and you get a headshot* "You just got lobowned!"

Lobowned by Paul Price July 31, 2005

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026