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Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.
Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"
lowned by t3flon February 10, 2014
Words you can keep
"Andy nobody in our gan digs movies and books the way I do. For a while there, I thought I was the only person in the world that did. So I loned it."
-The Outsiders, S.E. Hinton
loned by Lilian Liu May 14, 2006
Related Words
lowned lowked loned LoneDoggo Lowneying Lawned Leowned loaned Lolwned lonedawg
Lawned- The act of getting shit on or just demolished in something you are trying to achieve of accomplish. Also to go along with it you can be what we like to call Front Lawned, which is the ultimate act of being lawned.
Today I was playing call of duty and I got Lawned with a knife to the back.
Lawned by Front Lawned Mark January 20, 2010
Lowndes is someone with a unique name whom is very sweet and forgiving which they may think is an annoying quality of them self, they are one of the best people you will ever have in your life if you lose them as a friend then you are not worth being friends with others
Hey who’s Lowndes

Only the best person you’ll ever meet
Lowndes by Kitty._.Nior July 19, 2021
The lowend is what we call the area in Chicago from 22nd to 55th from state street to the lake front. We use the term from state to the lake also to descibe the lowend. most of the lowend were chicago housing projects {CHA} which were low income housing. They have all been tore down and replaced by mixed income communities.
We are going to a party on the lowend.
lowend by msbrinamp May 25, 2011
Edit a post on a bulletin board, usually by a moderator with a heavy hand. "You have been 'looned'"
The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned
"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"
Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007
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B)
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A)
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