Leowned

1. To get owned online by a liar, cheat and thief
2. To get ripped off, via fraud online
3. Purchasing a grossly misrepresented item online
4. To be one of sveral people who paid for an item, when there was only one to be shipped
5. To have your, or your business's name and reputation pulled trough the mud by a lair, cheat, and thief for his or her personal gain
6. To be on the receiving end of a young twat who is blind to his or her own obligations and responsibilities, when engaged in a personal transaction of money for goods

1. You paid Leo $150.00 for a set of used tires that he advertised as "75% tread life" and "only put 2,000 miles on them", then discovered they were bald and full of nails? You got Leowned...

2. What?! The supercharger Leo sold you ate a brass nitrous jet? Didn't Leo tell you he lost that when he took the superchager off his truck? Man, you got Leowned!

3. You just found out that that Leo crashed the "immaculate" 700 Horse Power Cobra you bought from him a year before you bought it? You got Leowned.

4. What?! I already paid Leo for those springs 2 weeks ago-now another guy online gets them via UPS?! I got LEOWNED!

by Leowner September 10, 2007

Ponce-de-Leóned

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.

After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

by Ahmed the Vampire Slayer January 17, 2006

Leoned

To take the L so hard that Steven J. Leone comes out and hits a fat turnover on you

"Yo did you see Jason gettin' fucking smacked by that sped kid?"
" Ya i heard he got Leoned"

by CHADVAPE December 4, 2018

lowned

Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.

Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"

by t3flon February 10, 2014

Leeowned

Being physically injured or having one's pride debased in a severely embarrasing manner, usually signified by an opposing party's complete lack of effort to cause the injury.

Did you see Goggles totally leeown BA Baracus by running him over with the jeep?

by Steve James November 27, 2003

leeowned

To get jacked up the arse; to get rumaged in the brown hole; to receive the stinky pole. (esp. refers to Mack Lee)

Did you see that gay porno, Mack Lee? That guy bending over got totally leeowned!

by Dank Sewage December 1, 2003

Leeowned

Having ones dignity removed by Mr Machony Leeoun.
having ones dignity removed by anyone, but in the fashion of Machony Leeoun.

The very sound of a mounted Mg42 is a portent for all who should be unfortunate enough to hear it’s beckoning. For the weapons bellicose nature repines all life by taking it so efficiently. Aided by the Argus-eye of the proprietor, the mounted Mg42 leeowns all.

by Sweet Lavender November 27, 2003