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1. To get owned online by a liar, cheat and thief
2. To get ripped off, via fraud online
3. Purchasing a grossly misrepresented item online
4. To be one of sveral people who paid for an item, when there was only one to be shipped
5. To have your, or your business's name and reputation pulled trough the mud by a lair, cheat, and thief for his or her personal gain
6. To be on the receiving end of a young twat who is blind to his or her own obligations and responsibilities, when engaged in a personal transaction of money for goods
1. You paid Leo $150.00 for a set of used tires that he advertised as "75% tread life" and "only put 2,000 miles on them", then discovered they were bald and full of nails? You got Leowned...

2. What?! The supercharger Leo sold you ate a brass nitrous jet? Didn't Leo tell you he lost that when he took the superchager off his truck? Man, you got Leowned!

3. You just found out that that Leo crashed the "immaculate" 700 Horse Power Cobra you bought from him a year before you bought it? You got Leowned.

4. What?! I already paid Leo for those springs 2 weeks ago-now another guy online gets them via UPS?! I got LEOWNED!
Leowned by Leowner September 10, 2007
Words you can keep

Ponce-de-Leóned 

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
Related Words
To take the L so hard that Steven J. Leone comes out and hits a fat turnover on you
"Yo did you see Jason gettin' fucking smacked by that sped kid?"
" Ya i heard he got Leoned"
Leoned by CHADVAPE December 4, 2018
Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.
Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"
lowned by t3flon February 10, 2014

Leeowned 

Being physically injured or having one's pride debased in a severely embarrasing manner, usually signified by an opposing party's complete lack of effort to cause the injury.
Did you see Goggles totally leeown BA Baracus by running him over with the jeep?
Leeowned by Steve James November 27, 2003

leeowned 

To get jacked up the arse; to get rumaged in the brown hole; to receive the stinky pole. (esp. refers to Mack Lee)
Did you see that gay porno, Mack Lee? That guy bending over got totally leeowned!
leeowned by Dank Sewage December 1, 2003

Leeowned 

Having ones dignity removed by Mr Machony Leeoun.
having ones dignity removed by anyone, but in the fashion of Machony Leeoun.
The very sound of a mounted Mg42 is a portent for all who should be unfortunate enough to hear it’s beckoning. For the weapons bellicose nature repines all life by taking it so efficiently. Aided by the Argus-eye of the proprietor, the mounted Mg42 leeowns all.
Leeowned by Sweet Lavender November 27, 2003
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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