LONG John Silver's

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.

Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's

by Florencia November 24, 2003

Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

long john silver

referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker

when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?

by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003

Long John Silver

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.

"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

by Andyisbored May 20, 2022

The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

long john silver

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019