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girl 1: omg did u see your sisters new perm.......it looks like a bush is on her head! girl 2:thats funny! loltid
LOLTID by squishydogyoyo November 27, 2010
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A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.
Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.
loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015
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A trend in modern anime that has younger (age 9-14) female characters in positions of power over older male characters, wherein the male character is subjected to frequent humiliation and subordination to the younger female. The trend is often associated with the Tsundere theme of a female character intially seeming to hate,insult and physically harm a male love interest without being provoked and then eventually reveal a weaker and more docile side to their character.
It's seems like Kaze No Stigma is going to be another Lolidom Anime.

That character seems to be into the whole Lolidom thing with his younger sister.
Lolidom by Kaioshin Sama April 12, 2007
Tits that are funny to look at and/or are extremely out of proportion
Wow, her loltits are scraping off the ground.
Hey look, on of her tits is higher than the other. loltit
loltits by Mr McFace December 16, 2008

lolkidney 

a person with a kidney that talks
my friend donor'd a lolkidney
lolkidney by Nolan123 January 10, 2008

lollidish 

When u really want to suck a dick in a public toilet with your bae
I want to lollidish you hunny
lollidish by Charziscracra August 22, 2015

lowtide browny 

The opposite of a blumpkin. The woman is taking a shit and getting oral at the same time.
Man, I've had a blumpkin before, but that was the first time we reversed roles and I gave he a lowtide browny.
lowtide browny by LOGAN302 May 5, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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