loltits 

Tits that are funny to look at and/or are extremely out of proportion

Wow, her loltits are scraping off the ground.
Hey look, on of her tits is higher than the other. loltit

loltits by Mr McFace December 16, 2008

lolitsalex 

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

lolitsalex by Bindless April 6, 2017

lolitsalex 

A family friendly guy that makes qua-

Oops, almost lied there. A guy who has no life and edates for a living

Don't be such a lolitsalex kid, you're trash at the game

lolitsalex by hotobobo November 15, 2017

Loljitsu

The act of making someone LOL so hard that they die, or in other words, killing them without laying a hand on them, causing one to feel like a ninja.

I practice LOLjitsu by watching Comedy Central.

Loljitsu by TMaq February 6, 2010

lolitsalex 

a social reject

I'm a lolitsalex

lolitsalex by hotobobo October 14, 2017

lolitsalex 

a male that dates egirls and is married to a girl named Jaamiee

lolitsalex is a scum

lolitsalex by c9o October 24, 2017

lolitsalex 

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

lolitsalex by Bindless April 6, 2017