LMAYF

Leave Me Alone You Fucktard

She said to him LMAYF - you hear me? L-M-A-Y-F... and the Fucktard just ran...

by Shapeless April 25, 2013

lmryfticiym

let me ride your face till i cum in your mouth.

nobody:

you: lmryfticiym

by unknown . <3 September 4, 2020

LAYF

Acronym: Laugh at your face

Person A: I'm up to my neck with work; I have a 3000 word essay, lab report, a math exam and Detention tomorrow
Person B: LAYF

by elhelwy September 15, 2009

Lmayonaise

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures

Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"

by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Ayyy Lmayonnaise

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

LMAF

Lemons As Fuck. Used to refer to someone who is bitter or sour about something.

"I got the promotion instead of Michael. He's lmaf about the whole thing."
"Jennifer's still lmaf even though it's been like four years."

by earRack March 5, 2017

LMAYT

"Let me ask you this"

(In IM session)
Filth: LMAYT
CoolFace: Yes, Satan?
Filth: Where oh where is the moondog??

by CoolFace December 29, 2008