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lmryfticiym 

let me ride your face till i cum in your mouth.
nobody:

you: lmryfticiym
lmryfticiym by unknown . <3 September 4, 2020
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LMAYF • layf • lmafo • lmayo • lmayonaise • LMAF • Layfan • lmryfticiym • lmryfwisyc • Layfacted
Person A: I'm up to my neck with work; I have a 3000 word essay, lab report, a math exam and Detention tomorrow
Person B: LAYF
LAYF by elhelwy September 15, 2009

Lmayonaise 

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures
Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"
Lmayonaise by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.
*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave
Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016
Lemons As Fuck. Used to refer to someone who is bitter or sour about something.
"I got the promotion instead of Michael. He's lmaf about the whole thing."
"Jennifer's still lmaf even though it's been like four years."
LMAF by earRack March 5, 2017
"Let me ask you this"
(In IM session)
Filth: LMAYT
CoolFace: Yes, Satan?
Filth: Where oh where is the moondog??
LMAYT by CoolFace December 29, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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