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Lemons As Fuck. Used to refer to someone who is bitter or sour about something.
"I got the promotion instead of Michael. He's lmaf about the whole thing."
"Jennifer's still lmaf even though it's been like four years."
LMAF by earRack March 5, 2017
Words you can keep
stands for LeMons As Fuck. Basically someone who's unnecessarily bitter or rude (sour.)
Jeff: April Fools!
Randy: What the fuck? I hate you!
Jeff: Chill dude. You're LMAF right now.
LMAF by Lemons Ted April 5, 2017
Related Words
LMAF by LMAF! November 3, 2003
kim posts a video looking hot
jenna- lmaf.
lmaf by lordymcphee May 11, 2023
LMAFO, that is too funny
LMAFO by Robicleez October 21, 2011
Laughing my ass firmly in place- When you see some funny shit but know you're dead if you burst out laughing. Can also cause a Tallahassee giggle, where holding in a serious laugh causes unexpected and clearly audible squeak-farts.
*Sees asshole boss trip and fall on face from across the office*
*Clenches fists to contain sheer bellows of pleasure and maintain composed and professional demeanor*
~lmafip~
Lmafip by Kneecapurnicus April 23, 2015
I (Klony) was laughing so hard I literally LMAFO.
LMAFO by OGB123 August 9, 2022
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