This is an elliptical way of indicating that a guy has homosexual tendencies; not that there is anything wrong with that. Used in Pacfic Northwest. Most straight malesabhormusicals.
Megan: "Do you think Thurmond is interested in me?"
Clarissa: Let's just say that he likes show tunes.
When an extremely annoying person on facebook *likes this* status when it's blatently nothing to like. I think they just want the attention. Maybe it's making up for something they haven't got anymore.
George Jones: "I'm REALLY having a bad day today."
*Luke Edmonds Likes This*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.