This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
Really cool rock band from the 80’s. They use to play at sold out concerts in Madison Square Garden, but now play at small monster truck shows in… Strong badia. Famous for such hits like "Nite Mamas" and "Becuase it’s Midnite". They recently congratulated Strong Bad for his 100th e-mail.
Limozeen: Congratulations Strong Bad on your 100th e-maiiiil-ah!!!
Larry: ...We're from da band Limozeeeeeen-ah!!!
Bass Player: uh, I think it says that on the top of the screen Larry.
Larry: Well, I didn't know thaaaaat-ah!!!
(They all freeze at the camera in cool poses while cool guitar plays)
The opposite of liposuction, lipostuffin is when a person actually goes through a process to gain fat instead of losing it. Although lipostuffin can be used in reference to anyone attempting to gain fat it is specifically used for those who are attracted to larger individuals, and wish to see them pack on a few extra pounds in order to increase their sex appeal.
*Flying flab*
Jim: "AARGH!"
John: "What?"
Jim: "A fat hairy naked guy!"
John: "?!"
Jim: "I have lipotrichogymnoxenophobia, the fear of fat hairy naked strangers."
John: *shudders* "Doesn't everyone?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.