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Computer liposuction 

This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!

Limozeen 

Really cool rock band from the 80’s. They use to play at sold out concerts in Madison Square Garden, but now play at small monster truck shows in… Strong badia. Famous for such hits like "Nite Mamas" and "Becuase it’s Midnite". They recently congratulated Strong Bad for his 100th e-mail.
Limozeen: Congratulations Strong Bad on your 100th e-maiiiil-ah!!!
Larry: ...We're from da band Limozeeeeeen-ah!!!
Bass Player: uh, I think it says that on the top of the screen Larry.
Larry: Well, I didn't know thaaaaat-ah!!!
(They all freeze at the camera in cool poses while cool guitar plays)
Limozeen by Homestar Jr March 16, 2004
someone who talks out their ass
That Lipoff won't shut up about the news.
lipoff by Jewy Louie Bullshit October 16, 2008

lipostuffin 

The opposite of liposuction, lipostuffin is when a person actually goes through a process to gain fat instead of losing it. Although lipostuffin can be used in reference to anyone attempting to gain fat it is specifically used for those who are attracted to larger individuals, and wish to see them pack on a few extra pounds in order to increase their sex appeal.
Normal Friend: That girl over there is a total babe.

Fat Loving Friend: Yeah she's alright she could use some lipostuffin before I'd go for her though.
lipostuffin by woo!party December 31, 2009

Lipotrichogymnoxenophobia

The fear of fat, hairy, naked strangers.
*Flying flab*
Jim: "AARGH!"
John: "What?"
Jim: "A fat hairy naked guy!"
John: "?!"
Jim: "I have lipotrichogymnoxenophobia, the fear of fat hairy naked strangers."
John: *shudders* "Doesn't everyone?"
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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