Is another way to pronounce lapis lazuli.
It's something made up inMinecraft from a person which couldn't pronounce the word the right way..
Kev: Hey can you look for some La.. Lapiz... Lapiz laflumli I need it really bad, no cap
Gonzo: No problem! I gotta need them for some potions later aswell!
The art of telling a young sexually uneducated woman that your penis is an ice cream cone, and making here lick until she gets the vanilla syrup to cum out...and then yelling "WHITE CHOCOLATE"
Berry Lipis- Hey lick my dick like it's an ice cream cone!
Terry S.- EEEW what is this?
Berry- Vanilla syrup bitch!
Prisoner 1: Why is that guy here?
Prisoner 2:He Berry Lipis'd his cousin.
(n) The condition in which an abnormally large amount of scrotum skin is present in the male. This tends to increase the verticle sagging distance of the testicles. This does not necessarily mean the testicles are huge, but no cases have been clinically found of those consider smaller. (p>0.50)
Often in the summer, my scrotum has to be scraped from my kneecaps due to my lipidiofrunchintitis. Goldbond helps, but the surface area is cumbersome to maintain.
Mrs. Gayaka received a classicdrive-by teabag; however I was able to maintain a distance of 3.4 meters, due to my lipidofrunchintitis.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!