LFASH 

let a fucking asswipe shit himself

Person A: I know what LFASH stands for

Person B: what does it stand for?

Person A: let a fucking asswipe shit himself! it's what I should let you do :)

Person B: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BICTH

LFASH by CarkyAmsterAlt August 10, 2023

SACK-LASH 

This is the act of hitting your testicles in somebodys face. Sacklash can also mean when you hit your dick in someones face and it leaves a mark such as a cum mark caused by pre-come from the penis.

The art of performing the perfect sack-lash is to swing your penis or balls quickly in a sideways motion until you hit the other persons face, or any other part of the body. If done while pre-cumming or upon ejaculation, then the perfect sack-lash mark can be achieved

My wife decided to tease me, so i gave her sack-lash and she got a cum mark on her face, in her eye, on her kneck and belly. this was a perfect sack-lash

SACK-LASH by OZ ZY OZ April 22, 2008

Archbishop of Lashbury 

Someone who sets out the rules for getting lashed. Also someone who is a lash leader and makes other people drink vast amounts of alcohol.

famous quotes:

The night before your presentation is due is the best night for getting lashed - Archbishop of Lashbury

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy - Archbishop of Lashbury during his visit to Rome

Michael has been non-stop on the lash for the last few days. I think it's high time we ordained him Archbishop of Lashbury.

- How do you play this drinking game?
- I don't remember, but ask the Archbishop of Lashbury. He will know.

Archbishop of Lashbury by St_Andrews_Uni_Student May 7, 2011

cum lash 

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

cum lash by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash 

“This game blows!”-Scott Wozniak, dinner partier.

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash isn’t as good as Gex

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash by 58319 August 5, 2020

lashgains 

Top athlete in Ashford who exceeds in every sport

Lashgains won the competition again

lashgains by Lashgains January 15, 2017

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female

Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.

tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008