Definitions by CarkyAmsterAlt

bacteria 

tiny-celled corkscrew-spherical-rod-comma-spiral thingies that infect our bodies like a ton of bricks

you have bacteria on your hands again, don't you?

bacteria by CarkyAmsterAlt September 12, 2023

Jane Remover 

the best trans musician out there ;)

did you know Jane Remover is making a new album titled "Census Designated"?

Jane Remover by CarkyAmsterAlt August 28, 2023

primal 

Death Grips songs in a nutshell, though some are chill (e.g. "Get Got", "Streaky")

Death Grips songs are primal

primal by CarkyAmsterAlt August 22, 2023

urban dictionary

this site was for making definitions about slang, but instead, trolls and idiots decided to ruin it, what with the racist, homophobic, transphobic and dehumanizing definitions they've made over the years

it's still prevalent, and I'm wondering why Aaron Peckham (the founder of Urban Dictionary) didn't get rid of some of those god-awful definitions. I feel bad for him because all he wanted to do is make a site where people could define their own made-up words/slang.

Person A: god, I hated that urban dictionary definition!

Person B: what definition?

Person A: the definition where you burn a poor member of the LGBTQIA+ community on a grill.

Person B: ...

urban dictionary by CarkyAmsterAlt August 22, 2023

war 

what is it good for

absolutely nothing

war

war by CarkyAmsterAlt August 16, 2023

LFASH 

let a fucking asswipe shit himself

Person A: I know what LFASH stands for

Person B: what does it stand for?

Person A: let a fucking asswipe shit himself! it's what I should let you do :)

Person B: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BICTH

LFASH by CarkyAmsterAlt August 10, 2023

⌘C + ⌘V 

CTRL-C + CTRL-V for MacOS users. ⌘ is the 'command' button on Mac laptops (e.g. MacBook Air)

I used ⌘C + ⌘V for pasting a 12-page long essay about nature.

⌘C + ⌘V by CarkyAmsterAlt August 10, 2023