bacteria

tiny-celled corkscrew-spherical-rod-comma-spiral thingies that infect our bodies like a ton of bricks

you have bacteria on your hands again, don't you?

by CarkyAmsterAlt September 12, 2023

💿

A DVD disc. This emoji is used to represent film and music content, especially albums. The emoji can also be used as a response to a simple greeting without context.

Jon: Hi.
Mary: 💿
Jon: What?

by CarkyAmsterAlt February 28, 2023

ᔕ

A lazy letter S. Get up pig!

ᔕ

by CarkyAmsterAlt April 10, 2023

Tomorrow's Pioneers

The act of telling your child to become a terrorist.

Tomorrow's Pioneers is complete horseshit; it promoted terrorism, Anti-Americanism, anti-semitism, and anti-westernism. It's absolutely sickening to me how the Palestines are so hostile towards the Israelis, and to add up, one of the characters, Farfour, is a CARBON COPY of Mickey Mouse! Walt Disney's last surviving child Diane Disney-Miller hated this show too!

by CarkyAmsterAlt April 27, 2022

toki ike

the opposite of toki pona

toki pona li toki ike (good language is bad language)

by CarkyAmsterAlt June 26, 2023

Penicl

When you dont know how to spell “pencil” correctly.

Pronounced ‘pee-nick-el’.

Teacher: Pronounce “pencil”.
Student: penicl
Teacher: *shoots student in the nuts*

by CarkyAmsterAlt March 01, 2023

+

An annoying sign that appears in every streaming service name there is known to mankind.

ex: Paramount+, CTV+ (that's a streaming service I made) Apple TV+, and BET+.

by CarkyAmsterAlt April 22, 2022