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last night 

the time in which i was with your mother
Jennifer: Where were you last night?
Me: With your mother
last night by rinpffft November 22, 2021

Last Night Was Great 

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”

Last-Night Breakfast 

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.
"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"
Last-Night Breakfast by TSturm January 23, 2009

last night on earth speech 

a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?

last night question 

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night
“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question

last night's dinner 

The act of licking another person's anus.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.