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1. What cows do instead of laughing their asses off.
2. The retard spelling of LMAO.
3. A person that thinks they're a cow, mooing their ass off.
4. A person laughing their ass off, while simultaneously mooing like a dying cow.
1. So I told my cow, Joe-Bob, that I was gonna make burgers outta him, and he just starts LAMOOing at me. Then he took a shit on my face.
2. LAMOOOOOO JAKE THATS SO FUNNY! IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY ASS IS LITERALLY FALLING OFF!!
3. Dude I've lived on this cow farm for so long, I think I'm like half-cow now. I can't laugh anymore, all that comes out are moos.
4. DZANYELL YOU HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I SOUNDED LIKE A DYING COW!
LAMOO by starrskis July 9, 2010
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it is a word that describes the feeling of getting rejected by your crush and feeling like dying but when your friends ask you how are you , you say you are fine lmao . when in reality you are feeling lamoo. which is the opposite of fine.
Lamoo! My crush rejected me.
Lamoo by sad all the time April 25, 2021
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Laughing At My Own Observations
“I just saw a cow, lamoo.”
“LAMOO, Your love and devotion make me feel incredibly secure and help me sleep at night.”
“You’ve got a nose, lamoo.”
“Lamoo, I’m happier than I’ve ever been.”
LAMOO by Buddy Boy 37 March 19, 2018

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Lamborghina 

A hot chick in a fast car
I just got cut off, but it's okay, because it was a Lamborghina.

Lambo Cash 

Something your teachers never taught you how to buy
Tom: Hey Jerry what are you doing
Jerry: Oh! I’m just buying a Lambo Cash
Lambo Cash by Cam Diddy April 26, 2020

when lambo 

In the cryptocurrency space, it's the act of asking when we are going to get rich (aka "when lambo?").
Hen: Hey Min, did you buy $ECC yesterday?! Min: Yes! When lambo?! Hen: Hopefully overnight!
when lambo by Pyro_27 January 31, 2018
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Palmela Handerson 

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Blue Movie 

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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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