L.O.M.

L.O.M. - Lecherous Old Man

That guy who sexually takes advantage of individuals below the age of 18, when he's above it.

That son of a bitch L.O.M. is prowling the high schools again. Best round up the possy

Historical reference: "Thats what I love about high school girls, i get older, they stay the same age heheheh."

by hoesnotshmoes January 5, 2011

L.O.M.

acronym for "Lyin' On Me". used when someone is not telling you the truth.

Zing Zadan: "I was the high scorer in the basketball game yesterday."
Axis Zadan: "L.O.M."

by Velthoff December 14, 2010

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003

L.O.M.L.F

you'll love them no matter what may come between you guys. forever.

V: "you're the L.O.M.L.F."
L: "i am?"
V: "yes, :"

by touski June 17, 2010

L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

It is an acronym for layin on my back yankin my monkey.

Guy1 :Dudeeee my new girl caught me L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

Guy2: Awwww man that blows.

by Too much time on his hands September 10, 2009

L.O.M.P.

Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.

"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"

"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."

by I Like Bread August 24, 2006

L.O.M.B

Lick on my balls

Bitch lol! L.o.m.B!!!

Yooo dude! I let the bitch L.o.m.b

by Kryptonite The Great March 5, 2011