LOMB 

Chat/text message acronym meaning "laughing out my beverage" that is used to respond to a comment that is extremely funny.

Senor McBad: My parents really hate my old school Cadillac Brougham, they try to get me to junk it anytime the slightest thing goes wrong with it.

Lord Zanzibar: Yeah weird... but maybe it's because it's a big awkward gaudy piece of shit.

McBad: LOMB!

LOMB by alphaxray August 12, 2015

lomb 

lying on my bed

So I was lomb when he called me...

lomb by elizabethannseton January 20, 2011

Lomb 

dead lamb
*must be capitalized L

bro #1: bro, did you hear about that dead lamb?
bro #2: you mean the Lomb, bro?

Lomb by verjonica May 30, 2020

LOMB 

Laying on my back

David was LOMB (Laying on my back) wanking whilst listening to Michael McDonald, Sweet Freedom

LOMB by bobknowsbest October 30, 2012

LOMB 

Stands for: Laugh Out My Bum

See also; lol, lmao, etc.

When he did that, I totally lombed.

LOMB by John H September 16, 2003

Lomb 

A singular Lamb.

One lomb out of the group of lambs wasn't doing well after being born.

One lomb out of the group of lambs wasn't doing well after being born.

Lomb by Goldenarrow June 11, 2022

Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.

1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.

Lights Out Meatball (LOMb) by Papa Dupes November 10, 2010