L.O.M.P.

Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.

"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"

"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."

by I Like Bread August 24, 2006

P.O.M.L

Poop On My Lips. Inslult,joke. whenever losing an argument be like yeah...whateva POML

yo jack you got P.O.M.L.

Fairfield prep kids like poop on their lips

by taj ace lonny May 30, 2008

l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.o.m.f

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Let. Me. Eat. Your.pussy.till.you.come.on.my face.

only freaks will know

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F

by Wagwan,myg1 May 4, 2019

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

P.B.O.M.L

Originating back in 1500 B.C., P.B.O.M.L, or otherwise known as Paige, Bitch Of My Life, was a highly vulgar term used by Arabian cavemen to let their fellow cavemen know that they needed to deficate. Today, P.B.O.M.L stays true to its original meaning, as it is widely used by 21st century teens for the same reason.

"Holy Shit I need to P.B.O.M.L!"

by anonymous714210 February 22, 2019

S L A P O F D O O M

The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.

1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.

by DragonJJ April 23, 2022

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019