L.O.F

Legion of fobs--as in a large group of Fobs (see fob) Like "fob" mostly asian.

fairly new term, coined in canada.

-Hey is Chan new at school?
-yeah but he new to Canada, he'll likely hang around with other immigrants
-yeah he'll join the Legion of fobs.

by Deuce January 23, 2004

L.O.F.A

Noun. A female that "looks okay far away".

Guy One: Damnnn that girl is fineeee
Guy Two: Trust me bro I just came from that direction, she's a L.O.F.A.

by yoosocki July 18, 2011

L.O.F.A.D

Lack of female attention disorder

James suffers from l.o.f.a.d. Did you hear Kyle got diagnosed with l.o.f.a.d today .
Everyone knows Isaac has l.o.f.a.d, he just denies it

by Spaceforcefan1 September 2, 2021

S.L.O.F

It is the acronym for the word "Shit Load Of Fuck"

1.) It basically saying that something is truly awful, beyond bullshit, or if someone is full of himself i.e. False sense of pride, Lies, gloating, etc.

2.) Terrible, Horrible, Trashy, Filth

Inspired by James Rolfe a.k.a "The Angry Video Game Nerd" use of saying the phrase "Shit load of fuck" in his reviews

1. This game is...God I'm so tired of saying it so many times, it basically S.L.O.F

2. The new rules for tournament is just a piece of S.L.O.F

3. "Dude you are just full of S.L.O.F. Get out of my face"

4. Zelda CDI games a loads of S.L.O.F

by Ace Carde March 20, 2010

F.L.O.F.

Fart
Lit
On
Fire

The act of lighting one's own fart on fire with means of a lighter or other open flame (when abnormally bored, high, drunk, stupid, etc.) causing a small flame to catch for a quick second. Can be done with pants on, or pants off; pants off usually results in singed ass, gooch, genital hairs, you were warned.

He flofed a huge one, but in the end, his gooch hairs were completely burnt.

F.L.O.F.

by Aaron Bru July 3, 2007

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

by Little Ninja April 4, 2009

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

by borja85 June 2, 2023