L.O.F.A 

Noun. A female that "looks okay far away".

Guy One: Damnnn that girl is fineeee
Guy Two: Trust me bro I just came from that direction, she's a L.O.F.A.

L.O.F.A by yoosocki July 18, 2011

L.O.F.A.D 

Lack of female attention disorder

James suffers from l.o.f.a.d. Did you hear Kyle got diagnosed with l.o.f.a.d today .
Everyone knows Isaac has l.o.f.a.d, he just denies it

L.O.F.A.D by Spaceforcefan1 September 2, 2021

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L 

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L by Little Ninja April 4, 2009

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud

Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L by kittycatsid November 4, 2009

L.O.A.F 

Laugh out a fart. Something so funny you not only are laughing out loud but you end up shitting yourself.

When she kicked him in the the giblets it made me laugh out a fart - L.O.A.F.

L.O.A.F by ILOAF September 2, 2020

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010