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to have sex in the snow
Joe: hey Beth want to go Flof
Beth: i would but there's no snow on the ground.
Flof by Adassica November 9, 2009
Related Words
floffus • FLOFF • Floffy • Flofa • flof • floffed • floffle • floft • flofection • floffa
slang term meaning something fell off, like a hat
"Woah! I just flof my skateboard!"
flof by jessi, amy and steph June 14, 2008
Just chilling on the flofa havin' a brewski
Flofa by Riverunner September 29, 2017
Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.
this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff
Floff by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018
acronym for Fucking Lying On Floor Laughing, pronounced "falafel"
Amy: Have you seen Heather's new post? Flofl
Flofl by abbaquirk September 18, 2019
1) The debris that collects around ones anus, especially after long periods of poor hygiene. 2) A subtarded individual.
after not bathing or wiping his ass for several weeks the fat sweaty guy reeked of ripe dingle-berries and floffus.
floffus by Jolly Roger March 13, 2004
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