a lube aficionado;
one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must
one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the
world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?
"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my
lube collection quite often."
Random: "Can I join the luber
community?" Me: "How many bottles of
lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-