a lube aficionado; one who is a
fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the
world's most
elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?
"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my
lube collection quite often."
Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?"
Random: "None." Me: -_-