a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in
possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is
necessary to join
the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?
"
Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube
collection quite often."
Random: "Can I join the luber
community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-