Lubercunt

What A Redneck Does To Get His Cousin Ready For The Hoedown Throwdown

Example:

Hey Jeff!!

Yeah Larry?

You Gotny O' That 10 Dubya 30 In The Garage?

Yeah Larry, Why?

Me And Cousin Mabel Are Fixina Git Bizzy And I Needsa Lubercunt Before I Can Git Er Done!!!

Lubercunt by Greywulf2112 May 28, 2009

Übercunt 

Based on the Übermensch or its rough translation to superman from the writings of Friedrich Nietzsche, the Ubercunt is a super cunt. The Ubercunt is a woman who has become so incredibly bitchy, mean spirited and evil that she's evolved beyond a mere cunt.

Your friend Laura is such an Übercunt no man will ever put up with her.

Übercunt by BigDaddy1968 September 18, 2013

lubricunt

a cunt, so wet that it doesn't require any lubrication to engage in any form of sexual act; cunt that is ready to-go.

"Baby, why is your labia majora SO wet and juicy?" says a fuck buddy.
"Oh, you didn't know?" says the female, "I have a lubricunt! And I am ready to go!"

lubricunt by AK^2 October 24, 2008

ubercunty 

Once I was flinging insults to this girl for laughs and "ubercunty" sounded really vulgar yet satisfyingly appropriate.

Quit acting all ubercunty and say it to my face bitch.

ubercunty by jewlee January 1, 2005

Lubescent 

The quality of being slathered in lube. (Pronounced lube - escent)

My asshole is lubescent for easier entry.

Lubescent by Lubescent January 20, 2016

lubricunt

n. The viscous excretion that is produced "down there" when two girls kiss each other more than thirty seconds.

We'd been kissing for almost an hour when I noticed lubricunt had soaked through my panties.

lubricunt by hea June 1, 2006

lubriCUNT

lubrication for the cunt

lubriCUNT can also be used on other parts that need lubrication.

My bike chain was stiff so i greased it with some lubriCUNT

whilst bumming are lass, i nearly snapped my banjo string, if only i had some lubriCUNT.

lubriCUNT by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009