Luber

Luber is a love uber.

The payor of the Uber receives a sexual favor in response to paying the Uber.

It’s like sexting for transportation.

Shelly said “ If you luber me to you I will blow you”.

by Bgow November 27, 2018

Luber

Lyft and/or Uber

Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"

by jqdoozy March 6, 2017

luber

a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?

"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."

Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-

by originalluber December 7, 2015

luber

When referring to an ugly male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

"Yo look at Cape Girl!!"

"Oh, that's definetly a luber."

by Mik April 2, 2005

Lüber

Someone who works for both Lyft and Über

He is a hard worker. He works for lyft and uber! Wow a lüber!

by dosllama June 27, 2016

luber

When referring to a repulsive male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

Mik: Yo, look at that girl over there.
Danny: Oh, that's definetly a luber..

by Mik April 11, 2005

Luber

Another word use as Love or lover. only cool kids say they lube eachother. love is way over used and if you say lube your fresh as fuck boi.

I love lube you baby
yeah joes my luber
lubers af<3

by Joeswife March 8, 2022