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Luber is a love uber.

The payor of the Uber receives a sexual favor in response to paying the Uber.

It’s like sexting for transportation.
Shelly said “ If you luber me to you I will blow you”.
by Bgow November 27, 2018
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Lyft and/or Uber
Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"
via giphy
by jqdoozy March 06, 2017
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When one needs assistance from a random driver to provide lubrication for back seat road sex.
Hey buddy, can you please spit on my junk so i can slide
My Scooter into my wife in your back seat. I have cotton mouth and I need to l-Uber
by Scooter Summers March 24, 2018
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a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?
"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."

Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-
by originalluber October 15, 2015
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When referring to an ugly male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.
"Yo look at Cape Girl!!"

"Oh, that's definetly a luber."
by Mik April 02, 2005
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Someone who works for both Lyft and Über
He is a hard worker. He works for lyft and uber! Wow a lüber!
by dosllama June 27, 2016
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