Luber

Luber is a love uber.

The payor of the Uber receives a sexual favor in response to paying the Uber.

It’s like sexting for transportation.

Shelly said “ If you luber me to you I will blow you”.

by Bgow November 27, 2018

Luber

Lyft and/or Uber

Malia: "Hey can you call a luber we gotta head out"
Habib: "Yeah sure... Looks like Uber is way cheaper right now"
Malia: "Ok great!"

by jqdoozy March 7, 2017

luberate

When ur having sex and ur partner is too dry and u want to apply lube to them to liberate them from being too dry also known as luberate.

Partner 1: "You're a little dry right now, want me to luberate you?"

Partner 2: "Yes please luberate me."

by oshitwaddup May 13, 2016

luber

a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?

"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."

Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-

by originalluber October 16, 2015

luberal

A gay liberal.

The guy in the rainbow shirt is a left wing luberal.

by conservativerights April 27, 2015

luber

When referring to an ugly male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

"Yo look at Cape Girl!!"

"Oh, that's definetly a luber."

by Mik April 2, 2005

luber

When referring to a repulsive male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

Mik: Yo, look at that girl over there.
Danny: Oh, that's definetly a luber..

by Mik April 12, 2005