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someone i would definitely simp till the day i die
kyuri is so precious he makes me cry and sob and then laugh and then cry and then simp because he's such a gentleman and so cute and so cute and so cute

:sobs:
Kyuri by imasimpforyou March 15, 2022
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kurious Jorge 

Jorge Antonio Alvarez (born May 1, 1970), better known by his stage names Kurious or Kurious Jorge, is an American hip hop recording artist from New York City.

Kurious is of Puerto Rican and Cuban descent, and grew up in the Upper West Side neighborhood called Manhattan Valley. In 1993, he appeared on Pete Nice and DJ Richie Rich's album Dust to Dust. The duo helped Kurious get a record deal with Columbia Records via Bobbito and Nice's Hoppoh imprint. In 1992, he released his first single, "Walk Like a Duck". Then he signed a contract with Sony Music. In 1994, Kurious released his critically acclaimed debut album A Constipated Monkey.

In 1999, he reemerged on MF Doom's album Operation: Doomsday on the track "?" and contributed a track to a Monsta Island Czars mixtape, under the alias Biollante. Kurious later explained that his contract with Sony was "terrible" and that he "had to wait it out to get out of it.Amalgam Digital reissued A Constipated Monkey with bonus tracks in 2007. In 2009 he released his second solo effort II, which featured the singles Back From Up Unda , Back with V.I.C. , Sittin' in My Car and Drinks In The Air.

Albums
1994: A ConstipatedMonkey (Hoppoh/Columbia)
2009: II (Amalgam Digital)

Singles
1992: "Walk Like a Duck"
1993: "Uptown Shit"
1994: "I'm Kurious"
2001: "All Great"
2009: "Benetton" (feat. MC Serch and MF Doom)
2009: "Back With V.I.C."2009: "Sittin’ In My Car"
Rapper Kurious Jorge was on a episode of Yo MTV raps Back in the day.
kurious Jorge by Blu_leef July 2, 2022
Kurikoo
kurikoo by Kurikoo November 10, 2013

kurisutaru 

A way of saying the name Crystal in Japanese.
Konnichiwa! Watashi wa Kurisutaru desu. Yoroshiku!
Translated: Hello! My name is Crystal. Nice to meet you!
kurisutaru by Akira Suzuki November 30, 2009
The sexiest man alive, desired by both men and women. Mildly racist, homophobic, misogynistic, discriminative, pro-slavery, and a Nazi supporter. He may not have any eyesight at all but he has a great ass. He is some sort of weird white/brown halfsie. His aura causes you to desire to monch on his ass. If you stare at him long enough he will do something gay or that makes him seem mentally unstable. Despite looking like king Farquaad, he straight up gets puss and dick from everyone. He's the kind of guy to kiss more dudes than his girlfriend. His grandpa is the definition of GILF
Gerald if you're reading this, I'm DTF.
Bro that dude is straight up checking you out over there, what a KOURIN.
Kourin by Hashtagsquad March 17, 2019

Kyriakos 

He is like a Greek god, hairy, muscular and a big penis
Friend: yo Did u see that dude with the hot chick?
Me: Ye it's/he is kyriakos
Kyriakos by ThePurplePineapple December 11, 2016