keyuri

She is the prettiest, cutest and naughtiest girl.
She can kiss you and slap you at the same time.
But she is the one who enters in your world to make it heaven.
Love of my life Keyuri ❤️

I love you Keyuri 😘

by Chhutku November 24, 2021

keyuri

Pretty freakin smart tbh. Goes to a prestigious school, but still doesn’t know the difference between “bought” and “brought”. Can party hella hard, but ends up needing a week and a half to recover. Can’t have the AC below 75 or will hyperventilate and freeze

Look at that Keyuri on top of a cop car

by R Killy November 22, 2021

keyuri

Keyuri is a girl tough on the outside, soft and caring on the inside. She is smart and kind but when it comes to playing nice she might struggle a bit. Be nice to her and she’ll be an angel, cross her once and she’ll hold on to that grudge forever. Feisty is a commonly used adjective for Keyuri.

Hey look! Keyuri is out here being a badass again!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kerurin

Modern God of Laziness. Can be used as an insult towards lazy people.

"Son, you have to get up or you'll be Kerurin's successor."

by Aergius June 21, 2021

Keyur

A man who your momma warned you about. A very charming personality with great sense of humour. KEYUR have a very different way to view the world. A very compassionate and righteous personality. Have a magnetic field for opposite sex and actual knight in shining armour . Can be compared to superhero.

Definitely not a Breaking Bad series fan.

Only if you are demigod you can become Keyur

by keyring August 21, 2017

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

keyri

a keyri is someone you shouldn’t let go of. if you lose them you’ll regret it. they’re very kind and pretty. they’re funny and sweet and know how to cheer people up. they usually try to shy away from serious convos but they eventually get to it. they usually put themselves before others even when they aren’t supposed to. Keyris are very sensitive and when they’re mad, THEYRE MAD. Keyris are AWESOME.

Benjamin: Man i wished i spoke to keyri more.
Dominic: I know! i’m sad i decided to be a thot and mess with her feelings.

by BaddestBitchPeriod14 November 8, 2019