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kwijibo
kwijibo by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006
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kwigybo by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006
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Kwijibo
A fat, bald, yellow North American ape with no chin. Has round eyes bigger than a normal ape, short temper, and may or may not strangle his son while crying out, "WHY YOU LITTE-"
According to Mr. Barthomolew Jojo Simpson, a gifted scholar who shall be in the Examples Talk-Show here with us, he first discovered this peculiar creature while playing a game of Scrabble, and this creature attempted to strangle him while he first coined this word.
According to Mr. Barthomolew Jojo Simpson, a gifted scholar who shall be in the Examples Talk-Show here with us, he first discovered this peculiar creature while playing a game of Scrabble, and this creature attempted to strangle him while he first coined this word.
Me: Hello, and welcome to the Examples Talkshow! I am Light White Dragon, and today we shall have an interesting conversation with Mr. Barthomolew JoJo Simpson, a gifted scholar from Springfield Elementary School. So, Mr. Bart- exactly how did you find this 'Kwijibo'?
Bart: Ehh... I was playing a game of Scrabble, and all of a sudden this creature tried to strangle me while-
-At home-
Homer: Mmm... these donuts are tasty!
-after turning on the T.V.-
Homer: Mmm... Wait, is that Bart! Hey, Marge- our son is on T.V.!
Hmm... Wait a minute-
-Examples Talkshow-
Bart: ... and so I ran all around the house and while it chased me, I saw its big, round eyes which looked like part of a bre-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Bart: Uh-oh, Kwijibo on the loose
Bart: Ehh... I was playing a game of Scrabble, and all of a sudden this creature tried to strangle me while-
-At home-
Homer: Mmm... these donuts are tasty!
-after turning on the T.V.-
Homer: Mmm... Wait, is that Bart! Hey, Marge- our son is on T.V.!
Hmm... Wait a minute-
-Examples Talkshow-
Bart: ... and so I ran all around the house and while it chased me, I saw its big, round eyes which looked like part of a bre-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Bart: Uh-oh, Kwijibo on the loose
Kwijibo by Light White Dragon July 9, 2012
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