5 definitions by Light White Dragon

1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework


Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-


Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-
by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011
The world-famous hot brown pudding which comes out of the well-known smelly factory known as the digestive system and is manufactured by the anus.

A best selling product, yet never eaten.

Better known as the word shit
The famous word 'dookie'

It sounds like the word 'poopie'

Which comes out from the pooper,

Which is smellier than your sneaker

You go to the toilet

And poop it right in,

And then you flush it away

Into the deep sewers within.
by Light White Dragon November 7, 2011
A fat, bald, yellow North American ape with no chin. Has round eyes bigger than a normal ape, short temper, and may or may not strangle his son while crying out, "WHY YOU LITTE-"

According to Mr. Barthomolew Jojo Simpson, a gifted scholar who shall be in the Examples Talk-Show here with us, he first discovered this peculiar creature while playing a game of Scrabble, and this creature attempted to strangle him while he first coined this word.
Me: Hello, and welcome to the Examples Talkshow! I am Light White Dragon, and today we shall have an interesting conversation with Mr. Barthomolew JoJo Simpson, a gifted scholar from Springfield Elementary School. So, Mr. Bart- exactly how did you find this 'Kwijibo'?

Bart: Ehh... I was playing a game of Scrabble, and all of a sudden this creature tried to strangle me while-

-At home-

Homer: Mmm... these donuts are tasty!

-after turning on the T.V.-

Homer: Mmm... Wait, is that Bart! Hey, Marge- our son is on T.V.!
Hmm... Wait a minute-

-Examples Talkshow-

Bart: ... and so I ran all around the house and while it chased me, I saw its big, round eyes which looked like part of a bre-
Bart: Uh-oh, Kwijibo on the loose
by Light White Dragon July 7, 2012
A term used sarcastically when you are not satisfied with what the other person did or when you did not expect something to go bad. Opposite of "Woo hoo!"

Also known as "Woo fucking hoo."
Great. My younger brother Dave just revealed my age to my 17 year old girlfriend and now she sees me as 3 years younger than her. Woo fricken hoo.
by Light White Dragon August 25, 2011
A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.
Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

Got it now?
by Light White Dragon March 1, 2012