Kweaf

Alternative spelling of 'queef' (vaginal fart)

Use of word must must be accompanied with appropriate level of sass.

Geem honey,(insert hair flick) did you just KWEAF ?

by Pussyscoops October 20, 2015

Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015

Kweef

To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.

Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

kweff

To shoot at an opp

Mans backed the spinner and kweffed that neek boy

by Butchpls November 19, 2020

Kweffdd

This word has the same meaning as chefed but is used in a much more aggressive manner due to the hard k at the start of the word.

"im gonna kwef that neek"

"say mums he kweffdd someone"

"That boy is gonna get kweffdd soon"

"Free my bro who Kweffdd a dickhead, touch road soon"

by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019

kweffed

Slang for stabbing someone. Typically used in the UK.

You should have seen the wound after he got kweffed, it left a massive scar.

by Antuffa July 6, 2020

Kweff

To beat someone up, or attack them harshly.

Bro, if you saw the way that I kweffed that opp boy yute, man wouldn't be surprised if his broski left him.

by xzdripzz November 29, 2020