kweff

To shoot at an opp

Mans backed the spinner and kweffed that neek boy

by Butchpls November 19, 2020

Kweff

To beat someone up, or attack them harshly.

Bro, if you saw the way that I kweffed that opp boy yute, man wouldn't be surprised if his broski left him.

by xzdripzz November 29, 2020

kweff

To thoroughly wash your hands for at least 20s to minimise the spread of covid-19.

Oi bruv, you'd better go kweff your hands, you don't wanna catch the 'vid!

by handsanny December 15, 2020

kweff

Someone who sits on spotify all day

“Yo have you seen that dude kweff who just plays music all the time” “ye he has aura and motion tbf i bet he gets all the fine shyts”

by tinpotcan May 10, 2025

Kweefing

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015

Kweef

To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.

Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Keffals

The corn-like polyps that develop inside a trans woman's neovagina

Trans woman: "I cleaned the keffals out of my neovag today. Those things stink like death!"

by doogooder September 9, 2022