kneaf

When someone says "knife" but says it in a kid accent

"Can you hand me that kneaf?"

by Pukiebro June 22, 2017

kneef

little gross little guy

person 1: ay I've got a kneef crawling across the floor here

by EE-man April 27, 2020

kneef

small little fuckin rat

"look that kneef over there"

by salsatoilet April 27, 2020

Kneffy

A firefighter nap. Usually done in a recliner in the middle of the day.

Jamie was so tired after that EMS run to the nursing home that he needed to take a Kneffy.

by LT MB November 24, 2020

Knafi

kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).

Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."

by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008

kneef

little gross little guy

some help! there is a kneef in my bathroom.

by Deepsyuhboi April 30, 2020

knead

To press someone's muscles hard during massage, so hard that the person moans of pleasure.

Will you knead my aching muscles for me? Oh my god that feels so good!

by Sexygirl004 August 11, 2014