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person 1: ay I've got a kneef crawling across the floor here
kneef by EE-man April 27, 2020
"look that kneef over there"
kneef by salsatoilet April 27, 2020
A firefighter nap. Usually done in a recliner in the middle of the day.
Jamie was so tired after that EMS run to the nursing home that he needed to take a Kneffy.
Kneffy by LT MB November 24, 2020
kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).
Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."
Knafi by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008
some help! there is a kneef in my bathroom.
kneef by Deepsyuhboi April 30, 2020
To press someone's muscles hard during massage, so hard that the person moans of pleasure.
Will you knead my aching muscles for me? Oh my god that feels so good!
knead by Sexygirl004 August 11, 2014