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kwach
Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.
kwach by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013
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keach
A guy who is really good at soccer! Always so nice and is the best friend a person can ask for. Extremely cute :)
keach by angggggggie September 28, 2011
Kreacher
The depressing ugly houself of sirius black. Opposite dobby. He's very morbid and responds to kindness.
Kreacher is the shiz.
Kreacher by narnianelfRAINBOWS February 25, 2010
Keachy poo
The best teacher of all time who likes dandelion headdresses, and handing out detentions so your file becomes as thick as a bundt cake. Also if you ever don't want to write a paper you can just tell her she lost it and you get an A. Her house got robbed. And keachy poos are usually found sporting full length denim skirts correcting english papers at Penn State Football games.
Remember when we got kicked out of Keachy poo's class and then had a photo shoot with the camera on her desk, was that your idea?
Keachy poo by Cardine May 7, 2005
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