Kweach 

A kiwi and a peach mixed together;
Someone who is weird, funny, and..... kweach ;)
Has humor and doesn't even like kiwis but who knows about peaches

"You are such a kweach!"

"kiwi is kweachy!"

Kweach by Aliciouss October 4, 2018

kwach 

Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.

kwach by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013

keach 

A guy who is really good at soccer! Always so nice and is the best friend a person can ask for. Extremely cute :)

Keach- " I'm so sexy..."
Angie- " Sure, let's go with that"

keach by angggggggie September 28, 2011

Kreacher 

The depressing ugly houself of sirius black. Opposite dobby. He's very morbid and responds to kindness.

Kreacher is the shiz.

Kreacher by narnianelfRAINBOWS February 25, 2010

keache 

scottish for poo or shit

"there is a keache in the toilet"

"that film was utter keache"

keache by fanny lu August 17, 2009

keacher 

1.) Someone who has facial features that resemble those of a vagina. 2.) An individual who enjoys eating buttcheese, and also likes the taste of vanilla. 3.) A Delivery man with uncontrollable flatulence. 4.) A ferret that has been run over by a car.

"That UPS MAN DAVE, was farting all the way up my driveway, what a keacher."

keacher by YOLANDA January 28, 2005

Keachy poo

The best teacher of all time who likes dandelion headdresses, and handing out detentions so your file becomes as thick as a bundt cake. Also if you ever don't want to write a paper you can just tell her she lost it and you get an A. Her house got robbed. And keachy poos are usually found sporting full length denim skirts correcting english papers at Penn State Football games.

Remember when we got kicked out of Keachy poo's class and then had a photo shoot with the camera on her desk, was that your idea?

Keachy poo by Cardine May 7, 2005