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Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.
kwach by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013
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Kacharka 

It is the result of a man fucking a woman on her period. It is the mix of cum and period blood.
Joey didn't know stacey was on her period and pulled out to find kacharka all over his little dick.
Kacharka by Cre Cre February 2, 2005

Kachango My Mango 

A phrase used as an exclamation, similar to "cool" or "well I'll be darned".
"Well Kachango my Mango!!! That's really cool dude!"
Kachango My Mango by SepticAF September 4, 2017

Kwanchanumas 

An alternative to the politically correct season greeting of "Happy Holidays" A blending of Kwanzaa, Chanukah and Christmas into an absurdity.
Merry Kwanchanumas! I hope you enjoy whatever holiday it is you celebrate.
Kwanchanumas by Michael Cantkier December 8, 2005
Shes the type of girl that could go either way, you can have a wild night or just chill all day. Shes not too over the top, but shes not quiet either. Shes the perfect in between. Shes the friend you want and need.
Kachai is the perfect balance of wild and tame.
Broccoli boi’s nickname for sparky sparky boom boom man in MHA

•He doesn’t like it
Deku doesn’t care that he doesn’t like it
•Katsuki is too hard to remember so his name is now Kachaan.
Midoria: hey, Kachaan!
Bakugo: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME DEKU!?!?!?
Kachaan by Virgilicious January 9, 2021