“We’re going to a party and I only have 3 natty’s left to last the entire night! How will I ever make them last but still get drunk!?!”
“Dude, add some gin. It’ll make them twice as strong and you get to
experience the sensation of a calm
coniferous forest!”
“Shit negro, that’s all you had to say!
What’s it called?”
“Kachegro, my negro.”