Kwanting 

A hybrid of Mansplaining mixed with improperly cited religious doctrine likely used as a defense against fear of the unknown

Friend 1: idk dude having gay representation in media makes me uncomfortable, don’t you know that (blah blah blah Bible citation)
Friend 2: dude stop Kwanting to me, this isn’t a church

Kwanting by Ragethemage October 20, 2022

Kwatting 

(Adj) describing someone who does things because they're poor and it makes their life slightly better.

He went to the store just to stand in the air conditioning, he's such a kwatting cunt

Kwatting by Kwattincunt June 25, 2015

Kantingoo 

Kantingoo is a mythical creature who was created by a young girl with two sides to her personality (Kantingoo being the bad one). Kantingoo has vampire fangs, blood red iris', huge black wings, jet black hair and wolverine claws. This creature feeds off human flesh and organs. She is a character in a story that hasn't been published but hopefully will sometime in the near or distant future.

Person1: If you bumped into Kantingoo, what would you do?

Person2: I'd fricken' run dude!

Kantingoo by Kantingoo November 8, 2011

kanting 

A moderating technique where you use complex philosophical arguments in order to confuse less talented trolls. The name is derived from Immanuel Kant, a well known german philosopher from the early 20th century.

I was kanting those trolls pretty hard!

kanting by S2_Imrahil August 2, 2016

Kanting 

Kanting is when a person uses a fruit or vegetable to sexually pleasure them selfs
E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo

Look over there, that man is kanting on that orange

Kanting by Hollakrell May 6, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020