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A very sexy man who is packing a 12 inch schlong. He often likes to go around touching women’s boobs and they end up enjoying it, so Kwamae doesn’t get accused of sexual harassment. Another important thing you should know is that Kwamae’s mating call is a very loud monkey noise, so if you want to get a sexy kwamae of your own go out into the wild and do the mating call!
Roelmer: Have you seen that man with the ginormous horse cock walking through the halls?
Connor: oh him? That’s just Kwamae he is such a silly man.
Kwamae by ThatsNotMilkItsSemen September 15, 2023
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A very classy and loyal friend. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great cook with tons of soul. u cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind.
That girl is lucky to have a kwame like him
kwame is the perfect guy
kwame by creativemind2345 November 23, 2013
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A funny African male. Loves his friends and family. Is not afraid of showing his emotions, and is very intelligent.
Kwame is a very good friend
Kwame by Hiquo May 29, 2017

kwame brown 

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.
"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."
kwame brown by Mid-Day June 5, 2007

kwame kilpatrick 

the worst mayor in the history of detroit. also known as the big scheme man.
why is downtown detroit so messed up?
look whos in charge.
kwame kilpatrick by vince March 29, 2005
A very classy and loyal friend and not to forget really handsome. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great cook with tons of soul. u cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind and is smooth with the women he can get girls in a smooth unusual way.
Kwame is so hot he makes me wet
Kwame by Rordi April 26, 2020

kwamelicious 

Adj.

1. ability to Lie, Cheat, Sexy Text, Steal Taxpayers Money, or kill strippers with no reprecussions

2. the resemblence in action to the Mayor of the City of Detroit who's name is found in the root of the word

3. Professional Thug

4. Bureacratic Thug

5. Overall Thugishness
Example 1:
person 1: man i sent that bitch a sexy text she should be over here any minute now....

person 2: damn, thats kwamelicious

Example 2:

person 1: so this joker hired a stripper for a party at his mansion, and now shes dead.

person 2: damn, thats kwamelicious
kwamelicious by the dank cellar April 4, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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