vince's definitions

doj

doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps

1. give me a doj
2. doj me and fucking like it bitch
3. doj me

by vince April 17, 2005

Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

by Vince October 6, 2008

arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004

ass wood

the placing of a mans dick into another mans asshole

see butt fuck

John was very submissive and enjoyed recieving ass wood

by Vince July 29, 2004

Gerff

(noun)In Philly an unusually tall teen for his age, not considered cool by any means but ppl are afraid enough to let him hang out. They are usually not too terribly bright but dangerous because of their physical strength.

Shit, here comes that fuckin gerff lets jet before he see's us.

by Vince August 8, 2004

spontenza

a special event of some kind.

yo, come over to my place tonight, we are having a tv spontenza

by Vince August 25, 2004

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004