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Kwalei is a guy that is amazing looking very handsome. That’s not even the best part as well as being handsome his humor is Pushing P. No matter who he is around he always makes sure everybody is good. He is a vibe you can’t replace. At the most he is a real nigga to be exact, one of the realest on the team. He always makes the people around him laugh and feel welcomed. I guess you can say he is one out of a billion so if you get you a Kwalei don’t lose him.
Random: you know Kwalei
Friend: yes I know Kwalei that nigga too funny
Kwalei by Savage15 January 18, 2022
If you ever meet a Kwalei make sure you hide you’re girl cause he taking them before you could spell different breed
The last time I saw a Kwalei he had unspoken rizz my girl and almost got me too
Kwalei by Chewman12 June 14, 2022
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Kwalei • Kaleigh • kalei • kaleidoscope • Kwalik • Kaleia • kwali • kaalei • Kaaleigh • kaleiana

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.
An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.
Kaleia is a wonderful person.
Kaleia by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011
A person who is beautiful inside and out. She likes to be her self and is quirky,some what smart , and attracts all the guys. She does not like sports that much but is good a playing them. She is not picky , but prefers some things .She is wise and kind. If you need someone to lean on she is just the right person. She can help with other peoples problems but seeks for someone to help hers.
Kialeigh is a person who loves milk shakes and french fries .
Kialeigh by the understanding type. September 3, 2016
You are a nice friendly person that is adored by many. You are trustworthy however people sometimes feel that you are hiding something from them. You know how to make people laugh. You are beautiful but you don't realize it yet, which is something you may discover in the future. You understand people and like to help others however sometimes you make people think that you aren't telling the full story
"I'm stuck in life"
"Get Kalei!"
Kalei by jumpymugglyone123 August 26, 2011
Usually a girl who has been through a lot. Sweet to most people, but if she doesn't like you, she DOES NOT like you. She's typically on the short side, and is someone you can always come to with a problem.
I'm glad I have a Kaleigh in my life
Kaleigh by Wasabi Witch August 18, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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