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Usually needs to bulk because he is soooooo tiny and has a older brother that is a deadbeat and only smokes weed in his parents basements, and has a small penis and it runs in the family. But big busty is cool
Wommp Wommp here comes a fatass named Busty Kvalo
Kvalo by Jags g send August 14, 2023
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The sexiest creation. He has a Godly physique, the girls love him but he always seems to have time for the boys. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and brings the mood of the group up.
“Is that Kaloyan?”
“Omg quick Sarah! Push ur chest out”
Kaloyan by jk swagggggins June 27, 2020
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Kvalo • kalo • kaloyan • kalopsia • Kalob • Kalonline • Kaloe • Kaloian • Kalon • Kaloni

kalopsia 

condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are.
Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.
kalopsia by Melly November 24, 2003
Samoan word for 'so sad"
Kalofae, the old lady is working in the hot sun.
kalofae by Ekmw.92 August 9, 2017
Hawaiian name. Compounding of the elements Ke (one, the one) and Aloha (love, loved one, beloved, friend). Usually one of great beauty inside and out. A great friend who will always be by your side. The most coolest ,smartest, and sensitive one in the crowd. Sometimes shortened to the form Kea.
Here comes Kealoha she is the most awesome friend a person can have.

She told me to call her Kea.
Kealoha by Maylinda February 3, 2010
(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

Kalopadoodle 

Watch out when you go in the locker room! There’s a kalopadoodle in there!
Kalopadoodle by Concernedcitizens November 25, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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