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Kuzon is an intelligent, cool guy. He loves math and philosophy and anything that challenges his mind. Because of this his logical reasoning is excellent and he can easily make connections between things or point out contradictions. He is humble and doesn't view himself as better than others, and always says something when he sees people being mistreated. He might not be the best looking guy, but his inner beauty is awesome and you should try to befriend him.
Hey! Kuzon walked into the room. What's up man?
Kuzon by hungarian2 March 3, 2022
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Meaning wosdom
He's filled with kuzon
kuzon by Kuzon.aang November 11, 2020
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Creamy Kuzon

Creamy Kuzon is an internet phenomenon formed by a user having a laggy keyboard, which lead them to saying I'm going to make cream instead of cream soda.
Creamy Kuzon by etherelqzz July 31, 2025
The most horrible thing that has ever existed. That one thing that ruins your social life FOREVER. Also another way for parents to torture their kids without any physical abuse. Kids who have not yet enrolled in Kumon, if anybody even mentions it to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND NEVER TURN BACK.
Mother: *On the phone* Yeah, I'm thinking of sending him/her to Kumon, their grades aren't very good...

Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*
kumon by The Adorkable One October 18, 2013

Zion Kuwonu 

He’s that fine lightskin nigga from this amazing boyband called prettymuch. He’s tall as fuck and has dreads. He loves liking ass pics on ig, and used to mess with that lil hoe malu trevehoeee. But aside from that shit, he has daquavis and all the beanz wanna give him a good suck. His goofy ass loves Fortnite and all I the beanz love him very much.
Malu: “Omg! I love you Sayon!❤️“
Zion: “Shut yo th0t ass up, you lil hoe!!”
So yeah that’s Zion Kuwonu
Zion Kuwonu by niggamuch October 25, 2018

Zion Kuwonu 

Zion is the stubborn,adorable lovable type in PRETTYMUCH, he’s that fine ass dread head boy y’all finna see in the front cover of magazines and at coachella someday, he’s caleb zion kuwonu. he’s a very complex, goofy, adorable smile that could make anyone melt instantly with just a look, even being in the same room as him, most fans feel like they can’t breath, he’s an adorable tall 6ft3 good lookin guy who every girl wants and no one gets, he has a very weird yet amazing way of showing love and comunication when it comes to his fans but deep down we all know he loves us, he’s the type to fuck up and not apologize, istg i don’t think i’ve ever seen that boy apologize for anything that he should, no matter how many mistakes he makes though, i think all beans can agree he’s a good person with a good heart and doesn’t mean any harm, even if (3 does cause and even if he does take it out on the fans a lot. i love zion kuwonu ok gn
BEANZ DURING A M&G; holy shit that’s fucking zion, holy fuck i cant even make eye contact
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?

and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
Zion Kuwonu by yo girl meg January 1, 2019

Zion Kuwonu 

He is a member of The boyband PRETTYMUCH. A cute guy that every girl wants. He has an amazing voice.He's sexy and he's Bae😌😍 He's funny and always has you in a good mood. He listens and when your with him all the other girls are jealous. He is the perfect boy.
Girl#1: Who is that cute guy?

Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine

Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
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