3 definitions by Parker Posie
That one guy you know whose sexual orientation is questionable. He likes to cook, clean, and is often considered by many to be a maternal figure
by Parker Posie March 9, 2021
Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."
by Parker Posie April 16, 2021
A guy who looks long, tan, and handsome from a distance, but is actually nothing but a socially awkward bloke when you get close.
-Hey, did you meet my friend insert name yet?
-Yeah, he looked pretty cool from a distance, but it turns out we was just Sterny
-Yeah, he looked pretty cool from a distance, but it turns out we was just Sterny
by Parker Posie March 23, 2021