Kurtarded
Someone who makes nonsensical clichés while referring to themselves in the third person and trying to the jobs of others.
-See also: Kurt Davis
-See also: Kurt Davis
Kurtarded by Bill Lumburge March 6, 2008
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Kurtarded
someone who is more retarded than a retard often has no idea about what is going on arond him/herself often seen as the biggest dope in social group comes from kurt cobain being a dope and killing himself
Kurtarded by poohead111 April 5, 2010
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Kurtarded • Keytarded • Ktarded • kurtsredsweater • kartarrded • Katarded • kevtarded • Kitarded • Kotarded • kratarded
kartarrded
kartarrded by IMayOrMayNotBeDP May 10, 2010
Kurtassed
To be Kurtassed is to be working on a Friday, ready to enjoy your weekend and your coworker needs help at quittin time.
Guy: are you excited to get started on slamming some Busch lattes?
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
Other guy: hellz yeah.
Phone rings*
Guy: well looks like we’re going to have to post pone the lattes, we just got Kurtassed.
Kurtassed by WeDemPlumbinBoyz April 15, 2022
keytarded
A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.
Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.
keytarded by superrubber March 30, 2010
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