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kratarded 

to act dumb or describe one acting dumb. Acting crazy/retarded.
Man that was kratarded doing that.
kratarded by Kratarded Man January 9, 2017
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katarted 

Your katarted
katarted by Colton345 December 14, 2013
To be a mf valid person who does some valid ass things. Valid is equivalent to the sense of what Kotarded is.
That dude hella kotarded.

or
They are not very kotarded.
Kotarded by Panda Noodlez November 1, 2022
A term used for people who are super addicted to kpop shit and do it cause they think they are cool
“Boy is he addicted to kpop”
“Dude he is ktarded”
Ktarded by ZAWARDOSTANDO January 3, 2019

Kitarded 

the act of being a little bit retarded or stupid.
dude jim is kitarded.

this homework is kitarded.

i think kristian is actually kitarded.
Kitarded by eli a May 17, 2006
Slang used to describe the state of being high on ketamine.
"Man, this k looks real shardy, can't wait to get ktarded!"

"Look at those ravers, they're totally ktarded!"
Ktarded by Kolendo December 27, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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