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Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.
-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"
Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010
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kartarrded 

something stupid, retarded or ridiculous, often relating to sex or alcohol.
I can't believe you went home with one guy while on a date with his friend. Are you kartarrded?

keytarded 

A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.
Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.
keytarded by superrubber March 30, 2010

kretarded 

the description of any idea one finds especially stupid. it helps if the idea in question either is conveyed through alliteration of or involves the letter 'k'
Person 1: Look at the 'K' on my glasses! It stands for Kool!
Person 2: That's kretarded.
kretarded by MrrrrH December 15, 2009

Katarded 

When someone has consumed to much Ketamine, gone into a kahole which eventually leads to becoming totally [Kabaty}
Jims katarded man he can't even stand up
Katarded by Mr Knesswordsworth December 7, 2007

Fratarded 

The mindframe of most fraternity members, especially in Laramie, Wyoming. Usually a requirement for acceptance into a frat.
Mike: Look at that jackass in the SAE shirt hitting on all those chicks way out of his league.

Bob: Yeah, hes fucking fratarded.

Joe: ERRRRRRRRR!!!!
Fratarded by chewie October 21, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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