David: Why is there piss and throw up all over your room?
Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.
Kevin: I dont know man... I woke up so kevtarded this morning.
by Diggest Bicker December 8, 2010
When a kev (in) who drives a Chevy but swears ford are the superior vehicle. Snorts that Columbia sinus sauce and talks so fast you’d think he was speaking Chinese because he’s going a mile a minute.
by Kevin’s enemies April 13, 2023